Evanisms

That’s true, you win

Spoken to me in person, which feels like a good place to finally stop posting :)

Of all the meals to have to make unexpectedly cooking a whole fucking turkey is pretty disruptive

Evan: I’m just saying it would be nice if there was chicken parm

Evan: ^^ evergreen comment

I always think ableism is the funniest one of the isms because it seems like being able to do something is objectively good

I believe the best california bagel is better than the best new york bagel, but the median new york bagel is better than the median california bagel and that is more valuable

Helen: Do you agree with NY’s classification of a buttered bagel as a sandwich?
Evan: Seems like as much of a sandwich as a burrito or a hot dog
Helen: Wait I thought you were fine with calling a hot dog a sandwich, does that mean you are also fine with calling a burrito a sandwich?
Evan: I probably made up whatever my opinion was about hot dogs just to be difficult

I wonder how many times Evan is going to be saved by this feature.